Is the Queen alarmed that her alleged nephew is attempting to break the World Land Speed Record on a hybrid 50cc diesel moped?

Question

Sir Prince Philip is on record as saying "I hope the bugger crashes".

Answer 1

she's well miffed, he's taken all the royals supply of Nitrous Oxide, which is a far more potent fuel than diesel, he might not get the chance to crash, as he might well blow himself to smithereens on the starting grid, ( which would give the isle of mannnnn its first ever fireworks display) I think it was sir ken that mentioned the current world record was 51 mph, .the nephew has beaten this, his head was travelling west at 300mph, and his ar5e was going south at 250 mph. we can rebuild him.

Answer 2

No. She is proud of him.

Answer 3

Well Jones you seem to have as much knowledge as your triplet brothers Ivor Todger and Wilson seeing as all of you use each others names to ask the same questions. I would defy anyone even this imaginary alleged nephew that you have dreamed up, to break the World Land Speed Record on a Moped. You would need something with a lot bigger engine to do that, as the top speed of a moped is around 30mph and the land speed record stands at 763.035 mph. It would seem you don't know a lot about the size of the engine needed to break the World Land Speed Record. Time you paid more attention in school.

Answer 4

Truth hurts.

Answer 5

Allegedly, no.

Answer 6

I'm with Sir Prince Philip on this one.