I am going to rule the world, want to help?

Question

I promise that I will give you any country you want. Also state what position you want. What would you have to offer. And any laws you may want me to consider. For you peace lovers, don't forget there could finally be world peace if 1 person ruled the world. (This is supposed to be a FUN question, please do not friggen say that your angry at it and blah blah blah)

Answer 1

You just might be good at it. I would like to have Switzerland & Belgium where all the worlds excellent chocolate is made. The title I wish for is Lord High Taster of candies. Of course I have diabetes so my tenure would be short lived.

Answer 2

I'm mad at this question blah, blah..etc lol No, actually this is cool, I want Switzerland, Israel and Florida. I would also want the law that anybody commiting murder would get the death penalty instead of a life sentence. Good luck

Oh, I also want the position of Commander of the armed forces, I also want an army of my own.

Answer 3

I don't have any countries that I want to rule I do have suggestions for your advisors 1.) Bono from U2, 2.) Paul McCartney, and 3.) Oprah Winifrey , They all started "umble" and try to help all kinds of people all over the world. They are an inspiration to millions

Answer 4

I'll take Puerto Rico' Africa, and New York. I don't want any position I'd rather do nothing, lay around on my big fat *** eat icream and cookies. Just give me my contries and youre on your own. All that I ask is that you rid the world of child molesters and racism. GOOD LUCK!

Answer 5

I will take China and Egypt.I want the state of Ohio and I wanna be the president of the u.s.a. and that you can only have pets if you care for them prperly and you cant drink and people at petshops cannot give out false information! that is what I would do.

Answer 6

I want to be the guy who walks into your royal sleeping chambers every morning at 5:00AM to blast out reveille on a power bugle!



It's an honor and a privilege to be on your staff sir!

Answer 7

I'll take the Artic. With Santa, I'll turn Christmas into a daily event so that everyone will be busy playing with their new toys.

Answer 8

Woah, there. The position of world ruler is already taken. I am the first Emperor of the world.

Answer 9

I want Germany and Italy and I wanna be the new pope. And can we get rid of the concept of money for a better one? Lets end poverty and racism and discrimination.

Answer 10

I get Greenland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden, Finland, Denmark, & Russia but I'm not going to help at all. You don't think anyone is going to stop you?

Answer 11

I take Africa.



And I dont just mean part of Africa, I want all of it.



I want a summer palace in South Africa and a winter palace in Morroco.

Answer 12

I AM GOD! And before you may rule my world you must appease me! I require the sacrifice of 1,000 molested goats, and a tribute of 1,000 of the finest male specimens! Meet thine demands or I willith smite thee!!!!!!

Answer 13

I got dibs on Canada! Free health care for all!!

Answer 14

ill take the usa. and i will put a ban on race mixing for the good of all humans :)

Answer 15

I'll take Australia and Scotland.

Answer 16

ah sweet domination. mass manipulation seems the only true means of achievning security in power. so i will help you.... and then DOMINATE YOU!!! i only ask/demand one country.. but then when im done there will only be one! bwahaha

Answer 17

Well alright then, but this time you wear the tu-tu!

Answer 18

yeah!!! read f. sionil jose's "three filipino women" and margaret atwood's "oryx and crake" as your introductory lesson.

Answer 19

i want africa and austrillia and you can give me half the moon too

Answer 20

sure, why not! been the owner of a country would not hurt! ^_^. I am with you!!