Princess Eugenie is to move into Ivy Cottage, located on the grounds of Kensington Palace. The cottage has only three bedrooms, and while more than sufficient for the average young couple, we are talking about a princess of the blood royal. Surely a country estate, however modest, should have been settled upon her at the very least, along with an official apartment at Kensington Palace and a generous living allowance. It would not do for a granddaughter of the monarch to live in squalor, which would reflect very poorly on our nation overseas. The Chinese have already lost respect for us and toy with the idea of renting Windsor Castle for birthday parties for corrupt Communist party officials and their families. It simply cannot be borne!