Lord Lucan
2009-07-24 09:32:34 UTC
HRH Prince Charles: Dear Charles, a wonderful lifelong friend. He stayed loyal to me throughout my bit of bother. He has had to put up with so much adversity in life, especially when one thinks of what that Spencer woman did to him. One looks forward to the day when he is crowned King.
Queen Elizabeth II: Our wonderful Queen and monarch, an example to us all. So much stamina in the woman, she still has such a busy workload yet deals with it with effortless aplomb.
HRH Prince Andrew: What a cad! In the nicest sense of the word of course! Both he and Koo Stark paid me a visit once to my island. Wonderful Koo, we had quite a raucous time when Andrew passed out from too much vino one night. Never liked the Ferguson woman, too common for my liking.
HRH Princess Anne: What a jolly filly she is! I can tell you, she is an absolute pleasure to be around, especially after some liquid refreshments.
HRH Prince Edward: The least said, the better.
HRH Prince Philip: An absolute rogue, our gracious Queen has had to put up with so much resulting from his indiscreet peccadilloes.
Upon mature reflection I should like to give the award of 'Favourite member of the House of Windsor' to our spritely Queen Mother. 108 years old and still going strong. Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety. Step forward ma'am. I salute you!
Your ever-loyal and gracious servant, Lucan.